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My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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