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two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
Utah
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I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they'll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics.
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I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.
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I have great parents, and they both taught me great things, but my formative years were boundaryless.
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My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
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Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been a really great thing in my life.
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My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I would get approval, and it made my arms itch with glee. I got addicted to it. It became this source of power in a totally powerless life.
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