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Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 71
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
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I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
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I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.
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In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
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You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'
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I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
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I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go on drugs to get over the stage fright and perform, but then you're not funny at all.
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US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
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Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
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I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
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I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.
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Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
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Nobody wanted the Roseanne show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
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Everything on this earth right now is about labor and slavery. War is the only American export left that anyone wants to buy.
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