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I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
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Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
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Half the world's starving the other half is trying to lose weight.
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
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Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
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I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
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I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful.
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Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
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Laugh every day as much as you can.
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.
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I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.
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I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.
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Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.
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You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.
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