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Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 71
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
Utah
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
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I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!
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We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
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My grandmother ... came here, not only like so many others because of the streets 'being paved with gold' and all, but because she wanted to leave the place where the streets were paved with people who had not gone to America.
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If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
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Nobody wanted the Roseanne show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
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The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the last person standing when it was all over. ... I cared the most.
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I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
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I have great parents, and they both taught me great things, but my formative years were boundaryless.
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Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.
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We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.
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I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.
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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
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