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Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
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The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!
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Nobody wanted the Roseanne show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
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One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
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My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.
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Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.
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I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.
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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
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Being hated and hunted and blamed for your own suffering makes people kind of testy, nervous, and on edge, and often fundamentalist and extreme. Bombs get thrown only when people cannot honestly talk together.
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.
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I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
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I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.
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You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.
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I hold to nothing but envisioning international peace and utopia. We all have many more things in common than not.
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I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful.
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
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