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I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful.

Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
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The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the last person standing when it was all over. ... I cared the most.
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I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
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Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate.
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My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
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There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.
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