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I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
Actress
Blogger
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Politician
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Television Producer
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Salt Lake City
Utah
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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
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Truth is available to the ears that can hear it.
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I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.
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I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
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Everything on this earth right now is about labor and slavery. War is the only American export left that anyone wants to buy.
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In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.
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I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.
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When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying.
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I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
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