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I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful.

Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.
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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
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Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.
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I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.
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'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.
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I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!
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It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.
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I hold to nothing but envisioning international peace and utopia. We all have many more things in common than not.
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I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.
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Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.
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I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
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Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate.
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I call myself a 'domestic goddess.
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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
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I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.
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