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I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
Actress
Blogger
Film Actor
Politician
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Salt Lake City
Utah
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We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
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Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the time. I never do anything fun 'cause I'm a housewife. I hate the word housewife. I prefer to be called domestic goddess.
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A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
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I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.
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politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
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Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.
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Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.
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I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
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I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'
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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.
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I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.
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The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.
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I call myself a 'domestic goddess.
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I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.
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Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.
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There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
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