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I call myself a 'domestic goddess.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I would get approval, and it made my arms itch with glee. I got addicted to it. It became this source of power in a totally powerless life.
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The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.
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I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
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