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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
Actress
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Salt Lake City
Utah
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I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did.
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I have great parents, and they both taught me great things, but my formative years were boundaryless.
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I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don't spend all their money on the military like patriarchy does. They are easy prey.
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Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.
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Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?
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Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!
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I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.
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The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they'll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics.
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I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
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Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been a really great thing in my life.
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Nobody wanted the Roseanne show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
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In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
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I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.
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I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.
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I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.
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