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Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.
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I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
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I hold to nothing but envisioning international peace and utopia. We all have many more things in common than not.
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Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
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One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
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I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
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Everything on this earth right now is about labor and slavery. War is the only American export left that anyone wants to buy.
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Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!
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politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.
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I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.
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I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.
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