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Laugh every day as much as you can.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
Utah
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My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
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I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'
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I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.
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I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
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The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.
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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.
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Half the world's starving the other half is trying to lose weight.
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.
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You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.
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I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
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I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.
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Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.
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I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.
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Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.
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