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Half the world's starving the other half is trying to lose weight.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 71
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
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Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!
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I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'
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Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
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You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
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I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.
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Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.
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I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.
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They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!
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If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
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I have great parents, and they both taught me great things, but my formative years were boundaryless.
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I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.
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I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!
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