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The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!
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My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
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Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!
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Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?
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I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
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You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
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US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
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I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
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politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
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