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Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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