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I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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I hold to nothing but envisioning international peace and utopia. We all have many more things in common than not.
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The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they'll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics.
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