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You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.
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Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.
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My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.
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I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.
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I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded.
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.
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two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.
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