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You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
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There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
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Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been a really great thing in my life.
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
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I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.
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You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.
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I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!
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two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.
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Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!
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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
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I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful.
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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.
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In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.
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I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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