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We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!
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Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don't spend all their money on the military like patriarchy does. They are easy prey.
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Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate.
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