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We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
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Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
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