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They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 71
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.
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Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.
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A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
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Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
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We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.
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I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.
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I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.
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TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel.
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Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!
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If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
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We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
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Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.
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I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
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I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
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I have great parents, and they both taught me great things, but my formative years were boundaryless.
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Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate.
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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
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