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They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.
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My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.
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I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.
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This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left? Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
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A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.
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politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
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One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
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A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
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Everything on this earth right now is about labor and slavery. War is the only American export left that anyone wants to buy.
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After my 1985 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.
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I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded.
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Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?
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My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
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Being hated and hunted and blamed for your own suffering makes people kind of testy, nervous, and on edge, and often fundamentalist and extreme. Bombs get thrown only when people cannot honestly talk together.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate.
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