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They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.
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I have great parents, and they both taught me great things, but my formative years were boundaryless.
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The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
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You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.
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I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.
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I call myself a 'domestic goddess.
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I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.
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You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
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I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.
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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.
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One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
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Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
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Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!
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There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
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When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying.
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I hold to nothing but envisioning international peace and utopia. We all have many more things in common than not.
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I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.
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I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.
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