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Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
Utah
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I hold to nothing but envisioning international peace and utopia. We all have many more things in common than not.
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It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.
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I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.
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I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.
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I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.
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I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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