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I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.
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I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.
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Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.
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I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.
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I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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