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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 71
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Half the world's starving the other half is trying to lose weight.
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Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
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In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.
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I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.
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In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.
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Everything on this earth right now is about labor and slavery. War is the only American export left that anyone wants to buy.
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
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Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.
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I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.
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You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
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My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
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There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
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I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.
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politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
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I have great parents, and they both taught me great things, but my formative years were boundaryless.
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TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel.
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I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.
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