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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.
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Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.
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US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
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Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!
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I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
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Illiteracy is a huge problem in America. One in three adults in our country is illiterate.
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I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
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I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.
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