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I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

Ronnie Shakes

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Ronnie Shakes
Age: 40 †
Born: 1947
Born: February 21
Died: 1987
Died: May 16
Comedian
Brooklyn
New York
Wanted
Always
Guy
Lying
Lasts
Last
Earth
Women

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