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I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!
Ronnie Shakes
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Ronnie Shakes
Age: 40 †
Born: 1947
Born: February 21
Died: 1987
Died: May 16
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New York
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