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When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

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Ron White
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 18
Actor
Politician
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
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Texas
Ronald Dee White
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that 'you don't have to be flashy' or have 'power numbers' to be great. It's about the simple things that are the hard things. It's about leadership, work ethic and commitment.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!
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I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.
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I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
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You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.
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From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.
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I don't do any corporate work.
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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.
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It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.
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