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In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.
Ron White
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Ron White
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: December 18
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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
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