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You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
Ron White
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Ron White
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 18
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Ronald Dee White
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I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
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Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.
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From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.
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It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I don't do any corporate work.
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The next time you have a thought... let it go.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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You can't fix stupid.
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When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
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I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.
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We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!
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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that 'you don't have to be flashy' or have 'power numbers' to be great. It's about the simple things that are the hard things. It's about leadership, work ethic and commitment.
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I have had a front row seat to observe Darren's success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!
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