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We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

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Ron White
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 18
Actor
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I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.
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In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.
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You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
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The next time you have a thought... let it go.
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
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When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
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Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.
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I don't do any corporate work.
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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
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I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.
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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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You can't fix stupid.
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