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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

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Ron White
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 18
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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that 'you don't have to be flashy' or have 'power numbers' to be great. It's about the simple things that are the hard things. It's about leadership, work ethic and commitment.
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The next time you have a thought... let it go.
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You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
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I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.
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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
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You can't fix stupid.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.
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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
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We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!
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From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.
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You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.
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