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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron White
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Ron White
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 18
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
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We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!
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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that 'you don't have to be flashy' or have 'power numbers' to be great. It's about the simple things that are the hard things. It's about leadership, work ethic and commitment.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I don't do any corporate work.
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It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.
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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
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You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
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You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
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In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.
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The next time you have a thought... let it go.
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
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I have had a front row seat to observe Darren's success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.
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