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You can't fix stupid.

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Ron White
Age: 67
Born: 1956
Born: December 18
Actor
Politician
Songwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
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Texas
Ronald Dee White
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.
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I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.
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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
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You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.
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I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
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We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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