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Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.

Ron Luciano

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Ron Luciano
Age: 57 †
Born: 1937
Born: June 28
Died: 1995
Died: January 18
Baseball Umpire
Endicott
New York
Ronald Michael Luciano
Two
Olds
Best
Described
Years
Cream
Ice
Profession
Seven
Standing
Cone
Year
Cones

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