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Be warned, therefore, that one does not go to hell to light a cigarette.
Roger Zelazny
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Roger Zelazny
Age: 58 †
Born: 1937
Born: May 13
Died: 1995
Died: June 14
Novelist
Poet
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
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Euclid
Ohio
Roger Joseph Zelazny
Roger Joseph Christopher Zelazny
Harrison Denmark
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Even a mirror will not show you yourself, if you do not wish to see.
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Do you work for the government, any government?” I pay taxes, which means I work for the government, part of the time. Yes.
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Why could you not have left me as I was, in the sea of being? Because the world has need of your humility, your piety, your great teaching and your Machiavellian scheming.
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I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.
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Then you must reconcile yourself to the fact that something is always hurt by any change. If you do this, you will not be hurt yourself.
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Go and copulate with yon purple lizard.
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The absence of a monument can, in its own way, be something of a monument also.
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