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Uncle Scrooge preferred to let the poor die and decrease the surplus population. Scrooge may not have had God on his side, but his arithmetic was impeccable.

Roger Rosenblatt

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Roger Rosenblatt
Age: 84
Born: 1940
Born: January 1
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