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With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
Dancer
Stomach
Turned
Girls
Respect
Told
Girl
Belly

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