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My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
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Film Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.
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With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
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I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
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When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.
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And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
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To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.
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My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
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My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
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I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
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