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My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
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My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
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I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
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She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
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She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
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It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
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You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
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When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.
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I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
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I was an ugly kid when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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