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Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
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Town of Babylon
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Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
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I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.
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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
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