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Man, who don't like spaghetti?

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
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I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
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One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
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