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Man, who don't like spaghetti?

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
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I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
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I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.
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You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
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When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
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You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
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She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
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I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.
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Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
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When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something.
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I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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[on 8/24/04, before entering a Los Angeles hospital for heart valve replacement surgery] If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half.
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