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Man, who don't like spaghetti?

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.
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Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
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Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
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At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.
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What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look, twins!
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My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
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Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
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My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.
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I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
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My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
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