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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
Beautiful
Piggy
Beholder
Ugliness
Liberating
Beauty
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I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
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My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
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I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.
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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said, No, I hate myself now.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
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Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
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A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
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My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
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My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
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You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
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