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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
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Film Actor
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
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She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
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I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
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She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
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