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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
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I told my kids, Someday, you'll have kids of your own. One of them said, So will you.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
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I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
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