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Comedy is a camouflage for depression.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
Camouflage
Depression
Comedy

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I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
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My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
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When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.
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The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.
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Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, Where'd you get the pig? Guy says, This is a duck. Bartender says, I was talking to the duck.
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My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
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my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
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My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
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My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
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You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
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She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
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A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
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He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
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They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
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