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Comedy is a camouflage for depression.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
Camouflage
Depression
Comedy

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I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
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I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
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I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
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The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
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She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, Wait til it gets warmer.
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She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
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I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
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I was an ugly kid when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
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