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Comedy is a camouflage for depression.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
Comedy
Camouflage
Depression

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I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
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I have three kids, one of each.
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I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
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I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
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I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
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She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
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I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
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What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
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I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
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My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
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What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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