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I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

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Rodney Dangerfield
Age: 82 †
Born: 1921
Born: November 22
Died: 2004
Died: October 5
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Town of Babylon
New York
Jacob Rodney Cohen
Jack Roy
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Gave
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Bull
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Bulls
Girl
Mechanical
Night
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